Friday, October 3, 2008

Nightmare on Elm Street Rock Opera



It's October, the month of Halloween and Chicago Cubs playoff meltdowns, and to commemorate the former (the latter merits no swooning tribute), I have to offer the track listing of Freddy Krueger's rock opera. Consider this a sticky globule of Worther's Original that I'm dumping into your bag of treats in lieu of the Twix bars you were hoping for.

*All songs written and performed by Freddy Krueger
1. The Raped Nun Overture
2. Daddy Dearest Murder Victim (Guest vocals: Alice Cooper)
3. Put Sawdust on Your Own Damn Vomit
4. Pedophile with Style
5. Boiler Room Barbeque
6. Satan Claws are Coming to Town
7. Water Bed Bloodshed (with Johnny Depp on guitar)
8. Motley Crucifix
9. Slayed by Some Bitch
10. Dream Infection Resurrection
11. Poolside Genocide
12. Grab Your Crucifix and I'll Grab Your Jugular...Bitch
13. The Old Man and the Sequels
14. Stab-Happy Grand-papi
15. Slayed by Some Bitch (reprise)
16. Jason Is a Total Pussy

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