I don't want to oversell this one. By that, I mean it's up there with the dumbest ideas I've had recently. Possibly ever. But here goes: I'm gonna take some album titles and change the last word to "Ass."
If I'm gonna force myself into an optimistic take on this one: it's not actually dumb, it's cheeky.
Pink Floyd- Dark Side of the Ass / The Piper at the Gates of Ass / Wish You Were Ass
Guns 'n' Roses- Appetite for Ass
Beck- One Foot in the Ass / Midnite Ass
I want to state a late disclaimer. I'm not trying to disrespect any of the great artists listed here, or cause indignation for anyone, for that matter. I'm not trying to make an anti-ass statement in my own art. The reality is that I just had a super dumb idea, and here's more of it.
Weezer- Everything Will be Alright in the Ass
The White Stripes- Get Behind Me Ass / Icky Ass
The Clash- Give 'em Enough Ass
Radiohead- Hail to the Ass
For those of you with human decency, I'd like to give you the good news that we're almost done here. Only seven more to go. Enjoy, and then pray for me. Pray that I may see the error of my ways and come up with something better next time. Because Goddammit, I'm doing something pretty stupid here.
Janet Jackson- The Velvet Ass
Modest Mouse- The Lonesome Crowded Ass
The Strokes- Is This Ass? / First Impressions of Ass
Beastie Boys- Check Your Ass / Hello Ass
Fiona Apple- When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king what he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight and he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring there's nobody to batter when your mind is your might so when you go solo, you hold your own hand and remember that depth is the greatest of heights and if you know where you stand, then you know where to land and if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're Ass.
*Missing words: Moon, Dawn, Destruction, Grave, Vultures, End, Satan, Thump, Rope, Thief, Rope, West, It, Earth, Head, Nasty, Right.
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