Jokes about Reality Shows

                                                                These men are CLONES!

Sub-titles for seasons of Finding Bigfoot:


Season 1: "He's Out There"

Season 2: "These Things Take Time"

Season 3: "Trust Us, We're Making Progress"

Season 4: "This Is Taking Longer Than Expected"

Season 5: "What an Elusive Son-of-a-Bitch"

Season 6: "We Found Him--and He's Surprisingly Small!"

Season 7: "False Alarm, It Was Just Robin Williams"

Season 8: "We've Wasted Our Lives"

Spin-off: Fuck It, Let's Go Find a Leprechaun



Sub-titles for seasons of Doomsday Preppers:

Season 1: "Hooray for Doomsday"

Season 2: "The Calm Before the Storm Continues"

Season 3: "Apocalypse Soon"

Season 4: "OK, Apocalypse Sooner or Later"

Season 5: "The Reckoning of the Broken Clock"

Season 6: "The Betrayal of the Broken Clock"

Spin-off: Therapy for Sad Freaks


Fun Facts about Storage Wars:


1. At a New Year's Eve party to close 1995, Barry and wrestling legend Ric “Nature Boy” Flair drunkenly agreed to masquerade as the other for the entirety of '96. It was not until recently that the lookalikes confessed their ruse. Consequently, Flair was denounced by middle-aged virgins across the nation for “being part of a sham,” and Barry had to confess that he slept with Xena: Warrior Princess under false pretenses.

2. Historians now regard the Storage Wars as “The most bloodless of all the world's wars.”

3. The cast members never err in their swift estimations of the items they find in the storage lockers, as evidenced by Dave's $800 assessment of a Fanny-Pack stuffed with twigs and the time Darrell pointed at a pile of blank tapes and exclaimed, “I'm a millionaire!”